We made it again hehe… probably the last ciken cop in pahang. After this it would be KL ciken cop

heee… so tonight Mazrul came to my room asking me for help to burn his PSM content CD. Then while wating for the CD be completely burned he say ask me who are the hell first person who says ‘Burn CD’ not ‘Write CD’ and why most of the software used the word ‘Burn’ instead of ‘Write’. Then I mentioned about the translation of the term in Malay could be confusing because it will be ‘Bakar CD’ so do ‘Tulis CD’ hehe.

After that we start gathered all the confusing English to Malay word that might be confusing if it translated in formal way. Then Pidot join the fun and the word we found were:

Copy on the fly - Salin Pada Lalat (I discovered this on CloneCD software)

Damn - Empangan (Mazrul found it on DVD that he had watched)

consider the sentence:

“damn… the door shuts” - “Empangan… pintu tutup”

F**k - Bersetubuh (hahaha… but its true.. Pidot found this one)

consider the sentence:

“f**k… this thing killing me” - “bersetubuh… bende ini membunuh ak”

and the very biggest discovery by us…..

Holy Shit…. heh heh… guest what is the translation for that :-D

yeah… yeah.. yeah.. btw, you can ignore the ntahpape title above. Thank to pijoy for brought me to the place that I really-really want to go before I leave Pahang and become KL guy later. This restaurant is so populer for every couple in UMP. Dunno why.. but everytime I found UMP student’s blog and if he or she going to this place for sure as a couple (damn… im single ^^). Anyway for us last night its ‘grouple’ instead of couple haha.. mreh.. dun want to talk much about this. Head to pijoy for textual report on this event =P

pS: why I am the one who happy in the pic?

Kali Arung - Sekaligusbr
Air Geh - Air Berkabonatbr
Jauh Sapok - Teramatlah Jauhnyabr
Panah Terik - Panas Yang Teramat Sangatbr
Comel Lote - Comel Yang Amatbr
Sejuk Ketta - Sejuk Yg Sangat?br
Ite Lettung - Tersangatlah Hitamnyabr
Punoh Jahne - Rosakbr
Gura Bewok - Gurauan Yang Menyebabkn Pergaduhanbr
Taik Aye Muna - Tahi Ayam Yang Masih Hangatbr
Kona Lepe - Corner Lipatbr
Kelecak - Terpelantingbr
Nakuk Paik - Penakut Yang Amat Tinggibr
Lonjong - Tinggi Sangatbr
Tinggi Nya - Yuk Sama Macam Di Atasbr
Masing Pekkok - Teramat Masinbr
Nipih Nayyang - Sangat Nipisbr
Maknga - Cuaibr
Babei - Degil (Tak Tau Nak Eja Camne)br
Jabir / Supek - Plastic Bagbr
Koghok - Tengkorakbr
Kehek - Muntahkan Semulabr
Puahsang - Boringbr
Meppeh - Tak Laratbr
Kepeh Blepeng - Sangat Kempisbr
Keghah Kekong -Keras Yg Teramatbr
Koho/Selo - Perlahan/Slowbr
Kettuk Heghek -Kentut Tarikbr
Blana Kokna - Banyak Yang Amatbr
Samah - 50 Senbr
Duo Amah -Singgitbr
Kekoh -Gigitbr
Toksoh -Jangan / Tak Usahbr
Bakpo -Kenapabr
Guano / Belah Mano -Macam Manabr
Gapo / Gapo Dio -Apa / Apa Diabr
Ghoyak -Bgtaubr
Blago -Berlanggarbr
Mokte- Rambutanbr
Woh Kekoh Caa -Kuih Buah Melakabr
Ccongek -Tejungkitbr
Kupik Hangik -Kedekut Nak Mamposbr
Woh Tteghe-Buah Gajusbr
Nnetting- Melantunbr
Deghah -Deras / Lajubr
Manih Letting -Manis Yg Amatbr
Pok-E-Dèng -Pepatung br /

Collection of romantic love tips and advice to spice up your romantic
relationship or have your bond tighten even more. These romantic tips will
help you make days that you will remember. Scroll down to see the 99 ways to
love your Mate.

99 Ways to Love Your Mate:

1.         Hug them.
2.         Write a love note.
3.         Call them at work just to say “Hi.”
4.         Give them a foot massage.
5.         Tell them a joke.
6.         Caress them with slow gentle strokes.
7.         Go for a walk with them.
8.         Send them a “happy gram.”
9.         Admit your mistakes.
10.        Say: “I love you.”
11.        Indulge a whim.
12.        Listen to them talk about an interest of theirs.
13.        Be trustworthy.
14.        Instead of complaining, tell them what you would prefer.
15.        Look at them when you’re in a discussion.
16.        Send flowers.
17.        Compliment something they did.
18.        Offer to help.
19.        Ask them to show you how to do something.
20.        Call when you are going to be late..
21.        Take them out to dinner.
22.        Write them a poem about how special they are.
23.        Cut out a cartoon they’ll enjoy.
24.        Ask them what they’d like sexually.
25.        Go shopping together.
26.        Take an afternoon drive.
27.        Cuddle.
28.        Put your arm around them in front of others.
29.        Take them out on a surprise date.
30.        Do something they want to do.
31.        Listen.
32.        Plan a candle light dinner.
33.        Look at old photos together.
34.        Serve them breakfast in bed.
35.        Hold hands.
36.        Share sexual fantasies.
37.        Do a work project together.
38.        Rub their back.
39.        Take a shower together.
40.        Carry their photo in your wallet.
41.        Go away together for a weekend holiday.
42.        Kiss them.
43.        Smile more when you look at them.
44.        Go for a bicycle ride together.
45.        Surprise them with “special” attire.
46.        Plan a picnic lunch.
47.        Read something together about how to have a better relationship.
48.        Repeat what they say before answering.
49.        Say “Good morning” first.
50.        Ask if they have a few minutes first before interrupting.
51.        Send them a card.
52.        Surprise them with a gift when it’s a non-holiday.
53.        Cook them a favorite meal.
54.        Try a new restaurant.
55.        Ask them how they feel.
56.        Let them know when you are proud of them.
57.        Ask for their opinion.
58.        Turn on some romantic music.
59.        Dedicate a song to them.
60.        Send them a balloon bouquet.
61.        Watch a sunset together.
62.        Play a game together.
63.        Have them teach you something they know.
64.        Tell them they have the night off.
65.        Go to a movie they select.
66.        Ask them for a hug.
67.        Wear some new cologne.
68.        Discuss future plans with them.
69.        Ask if you can help when they look sad.
70.        Ask them about their dreams.
71.        Meet them for lunch..
72.        Enlarge a scenic photo of a place you’ve shared..
73.        Give them a gift certificate for their favorite store.
74.        Tell them what you like about them.
75.        Buy them a new perfume.
76.        Take them to a scenic spot.
77.        Send them a gourmet gift basket.
78.        Send them a joke card.
79.        Let them know when you’ve thought of them during the day.
80.        Buy them a toy.
81.        Compliment them to their friends.
82.        Bring them a thirst quenching drink.
83.        Tell them when they look attractive.
84.        Send them a post card.
85.        Invite them to a secret rendezvous.
86.        Give them a massage.
87.        Take a lesson with them.
88.        Look at photos together of when you met.
89.        Plan a vacation with them.
90.        Listen openly to their opposing opinion.
91.        Buy them a new piece of jewelry.
92.        Watch a TV show they like with them
93.        Write them a letter.
94.        Listen to music with them, such as an old favorite.
95.        Whisper sweet nothings in their ear.
96.        Tell them what you like that they do.
97.        Give a head massage.
98.        Invite them to a concert.
99.        Let them know you care.

Woooo…. sob… son… I really wish someone could tagged me… lastly Spidey tag me… luv u bebeh… muah… (im not gay)

so lets get it started…

1. Put The logo in your blog

hollly *bleep*…. first time ever the color  forced to enter my blog.

2. add a link to the person who is shared it with you

I didn’t share my blog with anybody else… =P

(yeah… you heard him..)

3. Nominate at least 7 other blog

(look at my list on the right side.. the top 7 got the nomination heh2..)

4. Leave a message for your nominee on their blog

(Screw yourself wahahaha…)

1) Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right NOW!.

2) DON’T change your clothes, DON’T fix your hair…just take a picture.

3) Post that picture with NO editing.

4) Post these instruction with your picture.

(i took my phone… snapped my sexy picture without make up, rambut beserabai, dun wear clothes but lastly my pc did not recognize my phone so i cant upload it haha… save….)

6 November 2008

me: Hi, I would like to buy toner for my Samsung Laserjet. Toner model MLT 108 and printer model ML2240

dtnfo: Wait aaa (pickup a phone… so damn long asking for wat I dunno)

dtnfo: That toner we didnt have a stock of it, if you still want it we have to order it la.

me: When will it arrive then?

dtnfo: about 3 working days.

me: Owh.. sure.. I’ll want it .. bla.. bla.. bla (leave 50 for deposit)

me: Will you make sure i can take the toner next week? because its urgent.

dtnfo: sure.. i’ll contact you if the item arrive.

me: ok.

12 November 2008 (After 3 working days)

(on phone)

me: Hello.. is this Datainfo? Hi.. im zulfadli, person who order the Samsung toner last week. Is my toner arrive?

dtnfo: Owh.. im not talk to sales department (or wateva it is) yet. Can you please hold on? I’ll contact you later.

me: sure (hang up)

(on sms)

dtnfo: “you can take your toner on friday”

(what da *bleep*…. i need those to print my toner. My thesis should be ready on next day because I have to go to KL for some reason. If they mentioned 3 working days, to take the toner on friday means they just order it today, not last week… warghh… wat Im gonna doo… patience leads me. So…)

me: “youre open on sunday? cause Im away from pahang on friday.”

dtnfo: “can you take it from datainfo Kuantan Parade?”

me: “sure I can”

dtnfo: “you take the toner from there this sunday”

me: “ok”

(this thing killing me after all… later that day I faced trouble to find shop that offering printing services arround Jaya Gading and what did I get… RM1 per page… another what the *bleep*.. dun worry.. I did not finish off my money with that. Luckily there is a person in UMP offering printing services. I need four copies, calculated my pages and price per print got me RM31++ for only two copies so RM31 times 2 means I have to pay Rm62++ for four copies. I did not have much money at that time only can print my thesis for two copies and forced to made a photocopy of it to cut the cost. The quality of the photocopy one… huh.. only god knows but what I can do… arghh… but im relieved… the thesis printing part is done… curse you datainfo for giving me trouble..)

13 - 15 September 2008

(happily gone to KL for rent house issue and finding Sepakat Computer, the place of intern… dun want to talk to much about it… everything was sengal… the most sengal is pak ali… read Pjoyz blog for more info.. we go to low yat plaza because Pjoyz want to buy external portable disk for his *ehem2* and also buy toner for his laser printer. I was able to find my Samsung toner but not to buy it because datainfo said I can took the toner on sunday)

(and then… jeng.. jeng.. jeng.. on 15 September 2008, Place: Kawasan Rehat Lanchang)

dtinfo: hello.. this zulfadli eh?

me: yeah its me.

dtinfo: sorry to tell that your toner did not arrive yet. I will contact sales.. (or wat eva it is) department to ask about it then I will contact you later.

me: still did not arrive!? last time you said tomorrow i can take it. well… if this monday the item still did not arrive? what are my options?

dtinfo: I will ask that first. Then if it not arrive you can refund your money.

me: (patience-ly…) ok.. ask it by monday and then contact me back then. (hang up)

17 November 2008

dtnfo: allo… zulfadli…

me: yes its me.

dtinfo: you toner will arrive this friday.. confirm.

me: arrive this friday eh?

dtnfo: yes.. confirm..

(wateva….. damn it….)

Life at 4BCS neigbourhood changed once again. Presently guy meet each other and one of these sentence might be mentioned:

• “income ko bape skg?”
• “aku da beli hotel ** bijik!”
• “… ak kene attack”
• “slalu kene attack kat mamat ne.. arr”
• “tula… len kali duet simpan dalam bank”
• “yess… jumpe da org yg x simpan duet. attack2″
• “ko maen gak ke… invite ak wei”
• “alah.. ak takat ilang 100k ne x rase ape” (ayt poyo… nganjing org beginner)
• “mob ko da bape org?”
• “… upkeep tinggi gler..”
• “ko level bape skg?”
• “(ckp kuat2 duit yg ade lam bank bio sume org dgr)” (lg ayt poyo…)
• “sket je lg nk bli **(bese nye bende mahal)**. kamon2..” (pun poyo..)

well… everibodi loves to mob :-p

ASSALAMUALAIKUM..(kisah perempuan kurang ajar)

Aku ada sebuah kisah yang ingin dikongsi bersama.
Apakah ituuu???

Permulaan:Basikal aku hilang kat blok Y pada tanggal sebulan yg lepas..

Perkembangan:Ak dan member2 berusaha mencari basikal melalui pelbagai usaha..memo,friendster dan menghabiskan keringat aku dengan mencarinya..

Hasil:basikal gagal di jumpai tapi hari ni aku dapat panggilan misteri dri seorang perempuan.dia kata dia jumpa basikal aku kat KK3 dan suruh ak pegi ambek..(dia tgk iklan aku kat friendster)..

Jadi aku pun bergegas ke KK3 naik motor kut jalan berbatu tu… bile smpai dia call ak dan kata ak ditipu..ade ke patut dia kate mmg dia jumpa basikal aku tapi jumpa dalam friendster..ape lagii,meletup la gunung berapi..da la kenakan aku,lepas tu cabar aku suruh cari dia..dia kate ump ni kecik je..

yg ak pastinye dia ni perempuan,besar kemungkinan bdak tahun 1..ni no dia 012-5553650..smpai sekarang dia masih cabar suruh cari dia..jdi aku dan kawan2 memulakan usaha mencari perempuan sial ini..memang kurang ajar.kalau ade yang kenal sama permpuan ni,rplylah memo ak..

sekian,trima ksih..

ahaks… this is funny one. Never heard something like this in my 4 years in this Uni. Somehow I did reply the guy telling him to be patient and tell me the update for the dare. Kita lihat sape yg kena hehe..

pS: pompuan tuh mmg sengal huhu…

Case 1:

Due confused whether he should take Dinner Plate or Snack Plate or Family Feast (coz he likes kfc very much hehe)

Case 2:

Shuwa and Moon argue which movie should they watch since there was two movie meletup just out

Case 3:

Mr. A (x tau sape nk ltak) blurr which animal is best for a cars name (pun tah pape.. perodua kan pkai natang tuk kete huhu..)

Case 4:

Me cannot decide which girl to date (tipu.. xde kaitan lnsung sbnanye)

Ever encounter in decision making problems? Well I guess almost everyday. Now presentting a little something that solve the problems… Designate